Monday, August 30, 2010

Rappin' Drivin' Me Insane!

All the pizzle and the drizzle echoes in my head
I can't get to sleep when I'm lying in my bed
Its the rap that is phasing
I don't find it amazin'

The sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

Its a drizzle or a pizzle
I don't get what that means
Break into a sweat
'cause it's a sure bet

The brothers rappin in the hood
Sure don't put me in the mood
All rappin' 'bout da Pooleece
Bout a booty or a great piece

The sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

Aint no romance, aint no talk of love
All about the quick flick or causin' some blood
It's a gang bang and car chase shootin by
Its a base dance aint no never askin why

The sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

The body bag is holdin' onto a brother
The little bros line up wanna take a colour
The blue lights are callin' for another mother
The undertaker got a box put you under cover

The sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

Drizzle and the pizzle are beatin' in my mind
I gunna go crazy 'cause the rappin' ain't so kind
When the rapper gunna do a lovin' rap
Maybe he do that he gunna be capped

The sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

Get this sound and beat outta my mind
If I can't forget it I'm gunna go blind
I'd rather go deaf so I don't hear the sound
Oh that rappin' - ahwww it sure do pound

The sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

All the pizzle and the drizzle echoes in my head
I can't get to sleep when I'm lying in my bed
Its the rap that is phasing - I don't find it amazin'
Cause the sounds and the rhymes
Are repeatin' in my mind

Ahhhhhhwwwwwwwwaaaaahhh!!


Sunday, August 29, 2010

Global Warming! What the Fudge!

World weather is awful! If it’s not drizzly and overcast it’s hot and humid so that you drip all over the place. If it's not hot it's freezing or we're in a drought, then a flood, bush fires, tsunamis, melting ice caps - that darn global warming. Bloody temperatures, humidity, and rainfall random and unpredictable. It is all our fault and the earth has hit the payback button. What can we do? Evacuate the earth. Plan now! Then again we are most likely buggered anyhow.

My First Whinge - Australian Election 2010

All is confusion in the halls of power, for who will we turn to when it all goes sour!
Politics!!  The Aussie federal election - what a dog's breakfast!  We still don't have a government.  Every one is sucking up to the independents.  Neither Gillard nor Abbott gained an outright majority in the election, meaning one side must win support from the independents.  Now both sides are making promises and probably won't follow through on any of them.
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